Saturday, November 12, 2011

Bacon

Today's blog is brought to you by our guest blogger, Dan.

Dayna had a minor procedure at Boystown Hospital on Monday that required her to be put under general anesthesia for about 30 minutes.

The anesthesiologist has the ability to make the gas smell like certain tasty scents. So when he entered the room, he asked her if she wanted grape, strawberry or bubblegum.

Dayna replied, "Do you have bacon?"

Being good with kids, the Doctor replied, "Not...anymore. We got rid of that when we
discontinued Macaroni and Cheese. We also got rid of tuna because no one ever requested it."

She settled for bubblegum.

Editor's note: The views expressed in this post are not necessarily endorsed or supported by Alaina. No pig has been killed or otherwise harmed in the posting of this blog entry.

2 comments:

Garey and Janiece said...

To our dear Dan and Dayna (and Alaina if you'd like to come to the "other side" ... there will be lots of bacon, sausage, ham (and they will NOT be made from anything but a nice, luscious pig) ... anything your hearts desire when you stay at the Flamingo Inn B & B in Oregon!

Paula said...

I would totally go for bacon, too. That Dayna is one smart cookie.